Sam's Backup Page ([personal profile] cblj_backup) wrote2010-05-20 07:26 am
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A TOTE BAG.

I SIGNED IN FOR THE CONFERENCE AND THEY GAVE ME A TOTE BAG.

*dies of lol*
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ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Come on in! fandom)

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
With handle bondage and the fray/repair cliche and anon requests for transformation into couch pillows.

[identity profile] eccentrikita.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm dead, Jesus. XD
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Smirk by Cincodemaygirl)

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
And the size queen totebag, sitting at an attendee's feet with only a thin layer of flimsy thin brochures and one sheet informational giveaways, disdainful of the tickle of single business cards, eyeing the luxurious pseudo-leather folding legal pad holders with longing.

And then someone walks by with a three ring binder full of samples shoved into her totebag, and our unfulfilled totebag weeps with jealousy.

(Envious size queen totebag. Fear me.)

[identity profile] eccentrikita.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg this was the weirdest comment fic EVER to find in my inbox. A+ I loved your characterization. XD
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (joy by underwaterfairy)

win!

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
*bows*

I bring the anthropomorphic angst to the party.

And usually also seven-layer dip.
stasia: (Default)

Re: win!

[personal profile] stasia 2010-05-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Besides loving your anthropomorphic angst, I'm here to share my icon with yours. I love that character.

Stasia
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Flingo by enriana)

Re: win!

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't she glorious?

I'll admit, I have an embarrassment of icons.
ext_389012: Jon and Stephen talking about their rallies. (DW EoT DoNotWant)

[identity profile] queenfanfiction.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM NEVER ATTENDING ANOTHER MEDICAL CONFERENCE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AGAIN.

They combine your totebag kink with enemas and nurse-roleplay!
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Are you sure you thought this through?)

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the stress balls that get me. I've seen the airplane shaped ones, and the globe shaped ones, with the continents in green and the little firetruck shaped ones and old school computer monitor-shaped ones, not balls at all, but squares of foam for squishing.

But are there specific stress balls for medical conferences? A realistic uterus, maybe. What does a prostate look like? Does Viagra sponsor a...you know what, I'm stopping there.
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Alexis (Castle) by michygeary)

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, I was joking, but there are anatomical stress balls! (http://www.promowebsite.com/anatomical.htm) Kidneys and brains and noses, oh my.

You probably knew about those already, didn't you?

[identity profile] ysabet.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen white sperm-shaped ones! Somebody gave 'em out years ago at a small SF con I went to here in Tucson, TusCon. The tails were about 6" long, they were AMAZINGLY aerodynamic, so we ended up flinging 'em back and forth at each other.
ext_3450: readhead in a tophat. She looks vaguely like I might, were I young and pretty. (Big Damn Hero (Robin hood) by not_a_pain)

[identity profile] jenna-thorn.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Glee! That's right up there with the internal organ stuffies.

[identity profile] keestone.livejournal.com 2010-05-20 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a family friend who designed tooth-shaped stress balls for dentists.

[identity profile] justice-turtle.livejournal.com 2012-06-19 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Due to this conversation I totally read your icon as "the cloned velociraptors are HUMPING the last of the cyborgs". O_O

Fandom, you have ruined my brain. XD
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