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I just got lip balm in my eye.

I don't even...don't ask, I can't answer.

Especially with only one goddamn functioning eye.

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[swordage]

Sam, that... That is so...

...We love you, Sam. We love you just the way you are.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It's a good thing I'm pretty, right? :D

[tree00faery.livejournal.com]

*high fives*

That takes skill, man.

[myemmie.livejournal.com]

Extra kudos if it was the regular Chapstick kind, not something that could be squooshed errantly somehow, like Blistex or etc...

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

oh, yeah. It was a Burt's Bees stick.

I put it on my lips, rubbed it in, went to rub my eye...

[iceshade.livejournal.com]

Nice. XD

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sam.

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

Oh Sam. Wow, that...takes talent. But hey! Could be worse. Could be superglue.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

AUGH. Good point.

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

Always willing to offer up a silver lining! :D

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

NO MORE DVD EXTRAS OF MY LIIIIIFE

[jonaht.livejournal.com]

Here, you may need this.

(http://s426.photobucket.com/albums/pp347/jonaht_2008/?action=view&current=Goodluckcharms.jpg)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

AW. Yay!

[florahart]

Next: mascara on your tongue, accentuating every taste bud.

*nods*

[ladytinyhelm.livejournal.com]

Tongue mascara! New, from Maybelline.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

That would be a good trick, I don't even own mascara!

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Only you, Sam.

(I mean, really, and they say I have to be put in a hamster ball for my own protection. Sheesh)

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

Your icon, omg knees ew. That is precisely why I am squeemish about knees. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO MOVE AROUND OMG EW.

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. You really don't want to hear about my 2009, then. I made Sam look SAFE.

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

No. No, I really don't. Once I discovered the knee caps float around, I've pretty much ignored my knees ever since. This is going on decades here. This squeemishness was only reinforced when my brother shifted his kneecap up, and now ew...gross, I have the eebie jeebies just thinking about it.

NO KNEE STORIES. FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, NO KNEE STORIES. *shutters*

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Okay, yep, I'll be quiet now.

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

I am eternally grateful. :D I wish your knees good luck and happy health!

[firynze.livejournal.com]

My knees are much obliged! :-D

[introductory.livejournal.com]

DDDDD:

This reminds me of the time I was so tired I brushed my teeth with Softsoap for about ten seconds.

[butterbuns.livejournal.com]

It wasn't solid chapstick, was it?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Burt's Bees solid stick. With clove oil...

[firynze.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD YOU WILL NEVER USE THAT EYE AGAIN. *wince*

[carmy-w.livejournal.com]

I hope it wasn't carmex, was it??
Cause that would REALLY hurt!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Nope, Burt's Bees. Still hurt QUITE ENOUGH, thanks :D

[carmy-w.livejournal.com]

Ouch!

[eccentrikita.livejournal.com]

I have nothing more constructive than LOL. :D

[soberloki.livejournal.com]

... lip balm?

Nope, not gonna ask. Not asking.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

It was an unfortunate eye-rubbing moment after an unfortunate balm-application moment.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I can see that happening easily. The kind in the tin, at least, where you smear it on with a fingertip...and then rub your eyes without washing your hands?

Hope it wasn't Burt's Bees....the peppermint oil would be a bitch.

[sadams119.livejournal.com]

I do that at least a few times each winter. It burns, oh it BURNS!

[bare-bear.livejournal.com]

I've nearly done that several times, actually. Understandable if he did it this way, instead of with the stick like I was picturing...

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was Burt's Bees, though it was the "medicated" one, so no peppermint. Just menthol and clove...

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ow!

...you might actually want to go to the er if you really got it in your eye.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I wondered, but after about twenty minutes the burning subsided. The eye's looking okay today....

[elf-amazon.livejournal.com]

...I'm under the impression that we need to wrap you in bubble-wrap, but then you wouldn't be able to feed yourself and getting R to feed you would be disastrous. On the other hand, we'd be able to paint you green and turn you into a very convincing Old Who villain! :D

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I COULD CRACKLE WHEN I MOVED.

[elf-amazon.livejournal.com]

IT'S TRUE! Though I think all the people poking you to pop your bubbles would get annoying after a while.

[calliope-jones.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I laughed. It is interesting though how seemingly benign substances can hurt like a MOFO when in your eye.

[gabri-jade.livejournal.com]

That's kind of epic.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my life. :D

[gabri-jade.livejournal.com]

Your life is wildly entertaining. :D I am sorry that this particular bout of entertainment came at the expense of clove oil in the eye, though. :P

[somnia-lustre.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say other than 'aww bless'.

[rednwhiterose.livejournal.com]

What a very Sam thing to do....

[lokifan]

Ahahahahaha! *chokes it back*

Since you're ten years older than me I feel strange about my urge to say "poor love" and get you a cup of tea. But you seem like you could do with tea. Or maybe sushi.