Ahhh, housing price disparities. The only reason I can live on the salary I get is because I live in goddamn Vermont, where housing prices are pretty reasonable. I see what friends of mine are paying for places - apartments - in Boston and New York and Chicago and I just cry.

And then I see what people pay for fucking MANSIONS in, say, Texas and North Carolina, and I cry some more, because mansions do not have a right to be that cheap.