You went to a museum...saw priceless works of art...ended up in a parade! If you ate pancreas and were mistaken for Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago, it would have been complete. There's even a Cubs game today-how did you manage not to get caught in that as well?

Sam, you are always entertaining, but I'm none too sure about you getting a Dangerous Pet.

~mad en