of all the Chicagoans in the whole of Chicago, I would expect that if YOU picked a free entry day, you would actually make sure it was really a free day.

Now I will make fun of you like I did all the other tourists today.

But seriously: if you're interested in coming to an Shedd aquarium jazz night, it would give me an amazing sort of meta-internet-real-life pleasure to set that up for you and R (or guest of your choice). They're every wednesday night this summer, 5-10pm.