I can talk for hours about how the audience is made up of people just like you and nobody's going to judge you for existing and you will probably never see these people again.

The whole the audience doesn't judge you never really worked for me, b/c I'm one of those audience members sitting there judging the hell out of bad presenters.

It's like how my mom used to tell me "don't worry if your shoes match your dress, no ones looking at your shoes" bullshiiiiiit I look at everyone's shoes and think "what the hell were they thinking when they picked those shoes for that outfit...."

I know, I'm a horrible horrible person.

On the bright side I just about never say any of that shit outloud, I do know how to keep my judgements to myself.

Totally gonna bookmark this though, it's great advice ^_^