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Your poem for today is The The Impotence Of Proofreading, by schoolteacher and slam poet Taylor Mali. I may eventually post another of his poems, I Make A Difference, which contains one of my favourite lines ever ("I decide to bite my tongue, instead of his") but I have to transcribe it from the mp3 first.

( The The Impotence Of Proofreading )

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Oh, in case any of you were wondering, today is Get In Sam's Way day. The internet might not have gotten the memo, but I assure you every individual in Chicago did.

Also, lady, I swear to god, if you don't stop standing behind me and reading your mail and talking to yourself, Sam is going to cut a bitch. YOUR OFFICE IS THREE FLOORS AWAY, WHY ARE YOU HERE.

*crank crank crank*