2014-02-05

2014-02-05 03:43 pm
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Coworker: You know how to find your blues name, right?
Sam: Oh man I have to know this.
Coworker: It's a disability, a fruit, and a president.
Awkward Coworker: *blurts from one row over* Dutch Apple Buchanan!

*pause*

Sam: Being Dutch isn't generally considered a disability...
Coworker: It's a delicous pie, though, Dutch Apple.
Awkward Coworker: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU SAID NATIONALITY.
Coworker: I think we just invented a way to name desserts.

For the record I am Blind Avocado Kennedy. My dessert name is German Avocado Kennedy.