Three Step (Avengers)

Title: Three Step
Rating: R (Steve/Natasha/Bucky)
Summary: "How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of three-way relationship?"
Warnings: Sex while intoxicated; I don't consider it dubcon, your mileage may vary.
Notes: Written in response to this magnificent text from the Avengers. Thanks to whothehellishistorymiss on tumblr for her help with characterising Bucky!

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I HAVE MADE AWESOME BISCUITS.

Using the last of the butter, apparently, so it's good I have Peapod coming today. I found the recipe online, because I really wanted to make some yeast biscuits, but then I added something that makes nearly every recipe better: CAST IRON.

( Fluffy Yeast Biscuits )

Also I wrote a threesome. Because nothing goes together like biscuits and threesomes.

Title: Three Step
Rating: R (Steve/Natasha/Bucky)
Summary: "How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of three-way relationship?"
Warnings: Sex while intoxicated; I don't consider it dubcon, your mileage may vary.
Notes: Written in response to this magnificent text from the Avengers. Thanks to whothehellishistorymiss on tumblr for her help with characterising Bucky!

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This robot vacuum I bought may be the greatest in the history of robot vacuums. I haven't even tried it out yet but I'm enjoying just reading the owner's manual.

Though it may seem pet-like, do not bathe or otherwise submerge your Neato Vacuum in water.

Exposing your Neato Robotics vacuum to freezing temperatures may cause permanent damage, and possibly hurt its feelings.

Using this screen, you can get feedback from the vacuum on how it is doing and where it might need some help.

Communication is a two-way street, so be sure to listen when your Neato Vacuum is talking to you!

Also, its "rechargeable battery pack" is literally six AA rechargeable batteries bundled together in green shrinkwrap. And apparently it runs on a Linux operating system.