General Support Log
v. 1, week 12


You're all invited! No RSVP necessary. There will be food on sticks!

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor) and Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Adventurers T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor and Butler Harold Putnam ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad) and Time Arsehole The Master ([livejournal.com profile] of_tarminster)
Prisoner Janet ([livejournal.com profile] ask_janet)
Remote Temp Donna Noble ([livejournal.com profile] ask_atemp)
Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Max the Beagle, and Tomb Raider the cat.

The Week, In Review )

Jack was rickrolled by dragons. CLICKY CLICK, PEOPLE.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 11


Hart, who did you bribe/threaten/fuck to get your hArt Project on the wall at the Louvre?

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Costume Players T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor and Butler Harold Putnam ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad)
Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Max the Beagle, and Tomb Raider the cat.

The Week, In Review )

Why can't I help the tasteless jokes I make? Or the puns about lifts? I think the bear puns were the worst, though.

Thank you, by the way, to those anonymous donors who sent me the handcuffs and the whip as bedwarming presents. Quality kit!
General Support Log
v. 1, week 10


ZOMBIES? Torchwood has a long history of shooting zombies in the FACE!

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
AWARD WINNING BUTLER Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Party Crashers T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor and Butler Harold Putnam ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad)
Suzie Fucking Costello again ([livejournal.com profile] thedarkisasking)
Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Max the Beagle, and Tomb Raider the cat.

The Week, In Review )

We peppered our conversation with puns this week. And someone sent me champagne, and a bone for Max! Thank you!
General Support Log
v. 1, week 9

Gwen loves the coat too.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Toast Lovers T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor and Butler Harold Putnam ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad)
Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Max the Beagle, and Tomb Raider the cat.

Incidentally, did you know there was a beagle on Star Trek? Bet it's a relative of Max's. Not a descendant, obviously.

The Week, In Review )

Poor Rhys was the focus of our puns this week. Well, him and fish.

And then we all went out for tapas, the end.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 8


Don't judge me. Red is my colour!

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Tsunami Survivors T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor and Butler Harold Putnam ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad)
Detective Sergeant Kathy Swanson ([livejournal.com profile] blametorchwood)
Max the Beagle, Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Bebe the Alien Chick, Bebe's Alien Duck Boyfriend, and a cat.

The Week, In Review )

There were so many puns about our rings. So many, many puns. (Jack even made an ass pun, but that was unrelated.)

And now I need a drink, but at this hour of the morning I'll have to settle for a fried egg.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 7


Lunchtime for Torchwood! Croissanwiches and beer.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
NEWLY PROMOTED Junior Junior Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Island Castaways T and Andy ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency and [livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz) (and Butler Harold Putnam)
Time Traveling Time Lords The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad) and briefly Donna (not a Time Lord).
Time Linear Time Lord Sherlock Holmes ([livejournal.com profile] ask_sigerson)
Max the Beagle, Myfanwy the Dinosaur, Bebe the Alien Chick, and some moggie Hart dragged in.

The Week, In Review )

Hart and I tussled over sock puppets this week. Sock puppets. Can you think of anything stranger to fight about?

General Support Log
v. 1, week 6


When Jack and Rhys meet for Fairy Cakes, it's like Christmas In The Trenches, 1914.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
Space Adventurer Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
Time Traveling Gallifreyans The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas) and Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz) (and Butler Harold Putnam)

The Week, In Review )

Rickrolling (by many people) and puns continue to dominate and even electrify Torchwood's casual chatter.

And thank you to whomever sent me the faberge egg and roundabout death threat! It's been too long since I've watched Octopussy.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 5


Mid-century Torchwood anti-Doctor propaganda was not subtle.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
Space Adventurer Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
Torchwood Former Tennant Tenant The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas)
Torchwood's Guest Jenny ([livejournal.com profile] askmydad) (don't ask her dad)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Pet Myfanwy ([livejournal.com profile] ask_myfanwy)



The Week, In Review )



I rickrolled Jack about a million times. It's some kind of condition. But the real question remains: Is Rick Astley an alien

General Support Log
v. 1, week 4


Andy, you're going to need a new wardrobe.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
SPACE ADVENTURER Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
Torchwood Former Tennant Tenant The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Pet Myfanwy ([livejournal.com profile] ask_myfanwy)



The Week, In Review )



Incidentally, Max is four months old today and still Evil.



He really likes my trainers.

Jack, do you think the Maxtini will catch on?

General Support Log
v. 1, week 3



Martha reminds us all: CONDOMS!

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
Torchwood Auxiliary PC Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
Torchwood Temporary Tenant The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas)
HRH Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor ([livejournal.com profile] inquireof_liz)
Pet Myfanwy ([livejournal.com profile] ask_myfanwy)

PSA: Some of our civilians think it's funny to roleplay as us. It's NOT FUNNY. It's OTT.

You know what else is not funny? DESTROYING MY CHILDHOOD.

The Week, In Review )

Many chicken puns were made.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 2



Whatever else you say about John Hart, it's almost admirable how he entirely lacks a sense of shame.

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
Senior Agent PC Gwen Cooper and Executive Husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Junior Senior Agent Ianto Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_aboutcoffee)
Senior Junior Agent Doctor Martha Jones ([livejournal.com profile] ask_arealdoctor)
Senior Temporary Agent Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
Time Agency liaison "T" ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
Torchwood Auxiliary PC Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
Torchwood Temporary Tenant The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas)
Pet Myfanwy ([livejournal.com profile] ask_myfanwy)


The Week, In Review )

More Uranus jokes were made.
General Support Log
v. 1, week 1


NOTE: This weekly log is designed to track online activity of the members of Torchwood, its allies, and occasionally its enemies. Research will be ongoing.


Promo shots for the recruiting poster came out rather good, don't you think?

Monitoring:
Captain Jack Harkness ([livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack)
PC Gwen Cooper and husband Rhys Williams ([livejournal.com profile] gwen_e_cooper, [livejournal.com profile] therant_willask)
Captain John Hart ([livejournal.com profile] oh_doask)
our Time Agency liaison ([livejournal.com profile] timeagency)
PC Andy Davidson ([livejournal.com profile] dontask_pcandy)
The Doctor ([livejournal.com profile] askfor_bananas)
Myfanwy ([livejournal.com profile] ask_myfanwy)


The Week, In Review )

We all made a lot of jokes about Uranus this week. No, really, a LOT. To be fair, Uranus is pretty funny.

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