I am happy -- kind of -- to present to you my 2012 edition of Works No Longer In Progress. Super-short fics, fics I'm never going to finish, and odds and ends that didn't fit anywhere else. I did this last year and it was a lot of fun, and sometimes it inspires people to expand on stuff I don't have the time/energy/inclination to work on.

Title: Works No Longer In Progress, 2012
Rating: G through R, just to be on the safe side.
Fandoms: Avengers, Sherlock, Suits, White Collar, Merlin

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Title: The Hired Man
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Peter Burke, ex-FBI agent, met Neal Caffrey, thief, during a bar fight. Peter was in need of a job, and Neal was in need of a bodyguard. Everything was going fine until this art-restorer named Elizabeth hired them to steal a statue...
Notes: Do I need to actually say this is an AU? This is an AU. It's based off a short AU I wrote in a post ironically titled 5 AUs Sam Didn't Write.
Warnings: None.

( They met during a bar fight. )

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Title: The Art Of The Ask
Rating: G
Ships: Peter/Elizabeth background
Summary: Fundraising Neal Caffrey style might be exhausting, but it's never going to be boring.
Notes: This story is a happy story with an optional depressing ending. The optional depressing ending will have a header, so you can skip it if you want to. I like people to be voluntary in their misery!

( Back when he was still working for the Bureau, Neal used to say that there was a museum for everything in New York... )

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Title: Five White Collar AUs Sam Didn't Write
Rating: Nothing over PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: These are five AUs that could have been long fics, but aren't. One crossover, two alternate histories, and two alternate realities.
Notes: Hell with it, I don't even know how to deal with this show right now, but I had this stuff written...

( Five AUs... )

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Life Noir

Jun. 3rd, 2011 03:00 pm
Title: Life Noir
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Nick Halden/Vincent Adler; Nick Halden/Kate Moreau background)
Warnings: I wouldn't call it dubcon but the sex gets a little unexpectedly rough.
Summary: Noir is popularly defined as a genre "in which no one is innocent".

Part I: Nick
Part II: Vincent
Title: Exquisite, Chapter 20
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Sunday morning, Elizabeth came downstairs to find Peter and Neal in a heated debate about pastry. )

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Title: Exquisite, Chapter 19
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal slept late on Sunday, and woke to find Mozzie and June playing cards... )

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Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Brief graphic violence.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Peter woke the next morning from crazy dreams... )

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Title: Exquisite, Chapter 17
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal Caffrey, American, 1980 - , The Forged Frame )

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Title: Exquisite, Chapter 16
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

( Neal didn't spend quite as pleasant an evening as Peter. )

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Title: Exquisite
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal is finding a place for himself, both at the Bureau and in Peter and Elizabeth's life. Unraveling the mystery of the music box might ruin everything -- but that's a risk he has to take.

See Exquisite Master List for previous chapters.

( They found Mozzie almost before they knew he was lost. )

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Title: Eternal Springtime
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Neal's spent thirty years dreaming about snowball fights.
Notes: Have you noticed it's always spring on White Collar?

( "Does it seem like winter's been really mild this year?" )

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Title: Horse Thieves And Mathematicians
Rating: PG-13 (violence, profanity)
Warnings: Some gore.
Summary: Peter was sixteen when he met Reese Hughes for the first time. It may have made an impression.

Part One | Part Two

Rematch

Mar. 27th, 2011 03:14 pm
Title: Rematch
Rating: PG-13 (violence and language)
Warnings: Relatively graphic violence.
Summary: Neal and Sherlock's rematch in London was the high point of the International Law Enforcement Conference -- until Neal's tracker went dark.
Notes: Sequel to Paper Chase

Chapter One | Chapter Two

And, per Paper Chase tradition, I posted some beta quotes for this one, too.

Radio Play

Mar. 19th, 2011 12:06 pm
Title: Radio Play
Rating: So very R (Peter/El/Neal)
Warnings: Exhibitionism/voyeurism; light consensual bondage.
Summary: Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

( Peter can remember the first time Neal went off his tracker for a case. )

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Title: Keep Calm And Carry Crowbars
Rating: PG
Summary: Someone stole billions of dollars in art from Vincent Adler. Neal didn't do it, but he's about to find out who did.
Notes: AU. BIG, SCREAMING AU. I in no way think this is anywhere approaching what's going to happen in canon. Inspired by a thread with [livejournal.com profile] darthrami here, but that'll spoil it if you read it first...

( There would be problems. )

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Title: Safety Meeting
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Jones and Diana talk shop, promotions, politics, and the sex lives of their colleagues during the weekly Friday Night Safety Meeting.

( Jones, Diana, Christie, and the Baby Fibbies. )

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Title: In The Meantime
Rated: G
Warnings: None.
Summary: There's only one thing scarier than Peter Burke...
Notes: While I am perfectly happy with Peter and Elizabeth as a cheerfully child-free couple, it was recently pointed out to me that Neal and Mozzie with Burke Junior would be nothing less than hilarious.

( Ee-o-Eleven... )

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Title: Neal Caffrey Versus The BBC
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

( Bow ties are cool, Peter. )

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Title: I Know A Guy Who Knows A Guy
Rating: R (Neal/Mozzie)
Warnings: None.
Summary: Mozzie has a thing for safehouses and arrogant young con men. Neal has a thing for Mozzie.
BETA CREDIT, JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] neifile7 kicks ass and takes names.

( "Excuse me, sir, are you his partner?" )

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