2013-04-11

2013-04-11 06:31 pm
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I HAVE MADE PORK MEDALLIONS AND DID NOT EVEN SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE.

It was a close call. I seared the everloving fuck out of those bastards.

Apparently the secret to making delicious pork medallions is to do almost nothing oneself. I used a packaged teriyaki marinade mix on pre-sliced medallions, so all I did in the end was heat up my frying pan super-hot and give them three minutes per side and then two extra minutes to make sure they at least seemed cooked before I nommed them to shreds. Even then I didn't actually come up with that "recipe". I got it off eHow.

They were blackened but delicious.

It's been a good food day. I did food trucks for lunch and got samosas and a tamale.

I DEMAND ALL MY LUNCH FOODS BE WRAPPED IN DELICIOUS CARBS.