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So, I went to Whole Foods today for a late lunch, and because you can do this kind of thing at Whole Foods, I got a box of sushi and a bag of kettle chips. And as I do, because I don't like grease on my fingers, I ate the chips with the chopsticks.
Total Stranger: Are you eating chips with chopsticks?
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
Total Stranger: That's amazing.
This happened THREE TIMES. I wish I could take credit, but I got the idea from what I believe was a Kate Beaton comic about eating cheetos with chopsticks to keep from getting covered in cheese dust.
I mean, sometimes you want cheese dust all over, that's half the pleasure of a cheeto, but sometimes you have to go back to work after and you don't want orange fingers for the rest of the afternoon.
Total Stranger: Are you eating chips with chopsticks?
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
Total Stranger: That's amazing.
This happened THREE TIMES. I wish I could take credit, but I got the idea from what I believe was a Kate Beaton comic about eating cheetos with chopsticks to keep from getting covered in cheese dust.
I mean, sometimes you want cheese dust all over, that's half the pleasure of a cheeto, but sometimes you have to go back to work after and you don't want orange fingers for the rest of the afternoon.