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Feb. 5th, 2010 08:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cblj_backupLOL MY MORNING LET ME TELL YOU IT.
First, I arrived at our building to find that the elevator bank that goes to our floors was Out. What was amusing was that there was this crowd of people huddled around the elevators, which are down a small hall from the security desk, and they all said to me "Oh, the elevators aren't working". So I thought, well, there's no point in standing about, I'll go say hi to my buddy at the security desk and make sure he knows about this.
Nobody knew they were broken. None of the people patiently waiting for the elevators to be fixed thought to TELL ANYONE. I guess they thought the Justice League might see it on their computers and send Batman down with a torque wrench?
My buddy in security called the elevator guys, who were working on one of the elevators on the third floor, and the guys came down to fix what they had incidentally broken in the first place. Unfortunately, after ten minutes it was not fixed. So I gathered the various admins and staff who belong to me and quietly took them down to the basement, where I talked the dock guy into taking us directly to the 19th floor in the terrifying but pleasantly large freight elevator.
Because I am a goddamn Office Ninja.
Anyway, my reward for being a genius is that Coworker Fail has pinkeye and is out today.
\o/
First, I arrived at our building to find that the elevator bank that goes to our floors was Out. What was amusing was that there was this crowd of people huddled around the elevators, which are down a small hall from the security desk, and they all said to me "Oh, the elevators aren't working". So I thought, well, there's no point in standing about, I'll go say hi to my buddy at the security desk and make sure he knows about this.
Nobody knew they were broken. None of the people patiently waiting for the elevators to be fixed thought to TELL ANYONE. I guess they thought the Justice League might see it on their computers and send Batman down with a torque wrench?
My buddy in security called the elevator guys, who were working on one of the elevators on the third floor, and the guys came down to fix what they had incidentally broken in the first place. Unfortunately, after ten minutes it was not fixed. So I gathered the various admins and staff who belong to me and quietly took them down to the basement, where I talked the dock guy into taking us directly to the 19th floor in the terrifying but pleasantly large freight elevator.
Because I am a goddamn Office Ninja.
Anyway, my reward for being a genius is that Coworker Fail has pinkeye and is out today.
\o/
