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I went to bed at 11 o'clock tonight. I don't often have nightmares, especially ones that aren't visibly about the places where my psyche's a bit tender, and I never have dreams I jumpstart awake from. I was dreaming about being at our places in Texas, and about being attacked by a crocodile.

A CROCODILE. I KNOW, RIGHT?

But it was just small enough that it had got its teeth into my left hand and was thrashing around, ripping my hand up. Like, really going to town on it. I couldn't feel a lot of pain but I did feel some -- I suspect I was sleeping on my hand or something -- and I was lying there on our front drive screaming at the police, who kept circling the block past our street but didn't see me. In the defence of the police in my head, our street is very hard to find. I get lost in our neighbourhood all the time.

Finally the thing pulled my hand off -- I want you to think about the amount of typing I do, and then re-read the phrase pulled my hand off -- and I jumped awake. I'm pretty sure I swore a lot.

So, I'm sitting here on my bed, staring at my hand where I can still feel teeth digging in, for about five minutes, taking a break before I go back to sleep. And the phone rings. Remember my phone? The one that, when it rings, is the Daleks screaming TARDIS in four part harmony? It's loud and startling on purpose, so I'll hear it.

And I answer, because nobody's calling me at half past midnight on Sunday unless something's very wrong, and that much adrenaline makes you blind to little social reminders like "check caller ID".

And it is my brother. Calling me. At half past midnight on a Sunday night. To ask me for money.

Now, the initial thing to say is, it's good that he's done this before and already knows I hate and repudiate him, because it comes as no surprise when I tell him to rot and die and then hang up (usually he has his wife call me back and leave a message about how I'm going to hell). This is a ritual; it happens every six months or so. Normally he calls when it's a decent hour in Chicago. Maybe he did the math wrong this time.

Anyway. Aside from all that, I know there's a bit of the witch in my mum and events like tonight make me perpetually wonder if there's a bit of the witch in me.

I could do with more useful premonitions, mind you.

Back to bed for me. Thank you, internet, for filling my brief need for a therapist and/or spiritual advisor.

Comments

[bluejeans07.livejournal.com]

Duuuude. *gives hugs to you and gives your bro the finger*

[tetsubinatu.livejournal.com]

There there? I guess Bernard's sorted out his residency problems then, at least.

[calliope-jones.livejournal.com]

That is the problem with prophetic dreams, isn't it? The imagery is rarely pointed enough that you know what it's telling you before the event it's pointing to occurs; and then you're going 'oh, that's what it meant'.
I say there is definitely witch in you.

[annemjw.livejournal.com]

Oh Sam :(

How did the Week of Meat go? Because if anything makes me cheered up it's hearing about R and the giving of food to R.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Clearly the thing to do is draw a crocodile and then burn the image. Maybe that will make your brother go away.

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Except, if it was Texas, wouldn't it be an alligator?

Although ... in Australia they're crocodiles ... maybe that's significant –!

[twirlynoodle.livejournal.com]

Yowie, that's a crazy night all right. I hope you manage(d) to get back to sleep because being sleep-deprived on Monday does not bode well for the week.

[lukita.livejournal.com]

You tease, and here I was thinking the story would go; your brother calling you for money because A CROCODILE bit off his hand and his insurance doesn't cover.

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

*Spreads virtual crodile nets - those very itchy ones with rough rope that give crocodilians scale-mite...*

[callista-mythol.livejournal.com]

Stubby snout or long snout?

[callista-mythol.livejournal.com]

Sam, you should use your powers for good. Remember this and you shall always be an awesome future-seeing superhero.

[caffienekitty]

Weeeell, common mythy-type belief does say something like "if your left palm is itchy, you will be giving money away" so ...maybe this crocodile is your subconcious representation of your brother trying to make your palm itchy so you'll give him money, and instead ripping it off/annoying you to the point you wouldn't ever give him money for anything? Lack of help from authority figures probably being something like there's not really an authority that can make him stop? Which sounds like it suits the situation but I have no real idea about your family situation. I don't know why your brother would be a crocodile though. Is he in an area particularly known for crocodiles, maybe Australia or Egypt?

Aside from all that, I know there's a bit of the witch in my mum and events like tonight make me perpetually wonder if there's a bit of the witch in me.

Probably. Or you slept through the ringing on his first phone call five minutes earlier. ;-)

[braidedmane.livejournal.com]

He does, in fact, live in Australia! Or at least he did the last time Sam posted about him.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, isn't Bernard in some arse-end of Oz? If it's one of the tropical arse-ends, CROCODILES EVERYWHERE. Saltwater and freshwater, and they even jump out at you. Hmm.

[misswinterhill.livejournal.com]

I had a quick look for one of my books (I KNOW I'VE SEEN IT LATELY) and if I find it, I'll precis the crocodile section for you. It's a really lovely collection of animal symbology and magic written by an Aussie, specifically taking into account the animal meanings for Australia. Who knows -- it might be useful?

((Sleep better, you.))

[metallumai.livejournal.com]

I want to say something clever about Bernard having bitten the hand that feeds him so often that you can feel him coming....

P.S:

[metallumai.livejournal.com]

Change your phone number.

[abigail-nicole.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to make some sort of Inception comment here. I think they're trying to steal your fic and implant the idea that you should kill your brother?

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

No, he's in one of the interior bushy arse-ends.

Re: P.S:

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I did. MY MOTHER KEEPS GIVING HIM MY NUMBER. D:

She also sends emails to him, his wife, and me at my work. I really had to yell at her about that one.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Well, he's married an Australian citizen. Beyond that, I don't know what his legal status is.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

No reaction from R, but he's not terribly good about things like Thank-You notes, so I expect I'll hear about it the next time I see him :)

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I think we are linked for life through sharing a gene pool.

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

Well, you can't deny most people find crocodiles pretty unpleasant :D

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I did, but I won't say I'm precisely awake this morning :D