Or in rather less profound terms, the following quotation from Red Dwarf:
Kryten: They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realizing that the whole universe does not revolve around you. Cat: Sure doesn't. It revolves around me! Kochanski: Absolutely... Cat: No. I'm serious! Look at the evidence! Lister: What evidence? Cat: Take food: until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me! Lister: You, and you alone. Cat: And here's the kicker, all the interesting things that ever happen to me happened when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here...
(Quotation lifted from IMDB (http://uk.imdb.com/character/ch0017425/quotes), any errors are theirs not mine.)
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Date: 2012-12-13 12:47 am (UTC)Kryten: They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realizing that the whole universe does not revolve around you.
Cat: Sure doesn't. It revolves around me!
Kochanski: Absolutely...
Cat: No. I'm serious! Look at the evidence!
Lister: What evidence?
Cat: Take food: until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me!
Lister: You, and you alone.
Cat: And here's the kicker, all the interesting things that ever happen to me happened when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here...
(Quotation lifted from IMDB (http://uk.imdb.com/character/ch0017425/quotes), any errors are theirs not mine.)