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Mar. 10th, 2004 12:52 pmWhat was I saying recently about having boring dreams?
So there was this play, right, and I was in it, but I hadn't been to rehearsal in ages cos I'd already memorised everything. Except I actually hadn't. And I had to sing. But I wasn't nervous, oddly enough, proving that even my subconscious is abnormally mellow.
Anyhow, I had a small part, so between my scene in act 1 and my scene in act 5, I took off to go see...
Yes, that's right...
An ELEPHANT DRILL TEAM.
Thirty-three perfectly-trained elephants moving in precise harmony as they marched, circled, sat up on two legs, trumpeted, and did the grapevine.
And then one of them peed on me.
It's times like this I really wish one of my WTF icons was uploaded.
So there was this play, right, and I was in it, but I hadn't been to rehearsal in ages cos I'd already memorised everything. Except I actually hadn't. And I had to sing. But I wasn't nervous, oddly enough, proving that even my subconscious is abnormally mellow.
Anyhow, I had a small part, so between my scene in act 1 and my scene in act 5, I took off to go see...
Yes, that's right...
An ELEPHANT DRILL TEAM.
Thirty-three perfectly-trained elephants moving in precise harmony as they marched, circled, sat up on two legs, trumpeted, and did the grapevine.
And then one of them peed on me.
It's times like this I really wish one of my WTF icons was uploaded.
