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On the BBC feed this morning was a headline which begins:

US senators prepare a report on intelligence....

Nice to see they're learning about new things *pats them on the head*

"Today my report is on intelligence. Intelligence is when you are smart..."

Someone at the Beeb has a wicked sense of humour.

(yes I know what they meant, I take my fun where I can if it means not leaving the bed, which I'm doing cos OW LEG)

ETA: No, no new car accidents *touch wood* I think I stumbled during the South Street March Of Doom two days ago, and bruised something, or possibly pulled something else. Or maybe both. Anyway, ow. *keeps off leg*

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Gmail, this week alone, has linked me to some fascinatingly bizarre sites. Among them:

1. A news article about how the French ideal state is completely devoid of religion (which, as per usual with atheism, according to Terry Pratchett, means that religion is being brought up left and right with regards to banning it; in this case, Muslim head scarves from schools).

2. creativecheese dot com -- "Cheese and quotes to inspire creative thinking." I do know that cheese often inspires me to have another slice of cheese. (Hands up all Californians who remember the "A guy could totally afford ALL THIS CHEESE" lottery commercial.)

3. popcornopoplis dot com. I just like saying the word "popcornopolis". Also you can join a Popcorn Of The Month Club. I swear I am not being sarcastic when I say I highly desire popcorn delivered to my doorstep as often as I get an electric bill.

chocolatepopcornomgyes.

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Wah, Gangster No. 1 DVD = hugely cracked

*eats popcorn disconsolately*

*goes off to play at Milliways*