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Won't be around tonight -- doing slightly-emergency RL home repair. Nothing big, just urgent.

Call me Bob Vila.

Except, you know, not old or bearded or flannel-clad.

So really call me Ty Pennington.

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Ahem. *blows pitch pipe*

To the tune of "The Indiana Jones Theme Song".

ROACH IN MY BED
IN MY BEEEED
ROACH IN MY BED
THAT'S A BIG FAT ROACH

ROACH IN MY BED
IN MY BED!
OR PALMETTO
OR JUNEBUG
OR MAYBE
A BABY

COCKROACH IN
IN MY BED....

I'm not sleeping tonight.