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Feb. 15th, 2005 01:57 pmHome from Rehearsal. Funnies to share. This is what happens when you lock a bunch of theatre people in a room together and make them pretend they know what they're doing.
ETA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just realised what I am. I AM A SAMATURG.
Sorry. On to the quotes.
Actor: No, that's cool, I can run and undress at the same time.
Director: Well, in a perfect world...
Actor: But do you really want a perfect world?
Director: THAT is why I do THEATRE!
Scenic Designer: That sand is a little pointy.
Director: You know what the king needs? A corncob pipe.
Sam: And a button nose?
Director: No. That's too-too.
Sam: I'm sorry my nose is not subtle enough for your corncob pipe.
Director: It starts with nothing onstage and ends with nothing on stage and in the middle it's a little shit.
Actor: How like life.
Director: I don't know how far I can take them.
Sam: In this particular scene?
Director: In this particular play.
Director: You know what? When we take breaks? I don't pee. Who has time to pee? So I'm slowly dying of renal failure. I'm poisioning myself with pee. Dammit, take five, I need to pee.
ETA: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just realised what I am. I AM A SAMATURG.
Sorry. On to the quotes.
Actor: No, that's cool, I can run and undress at the same time.
Director: Well, in a perfect world...
Actor: But do you really want a perfect world?
Director: THAT is why I do THEATRE!
Scenic Designer: That sand is a little pointy.
Director: You know what the king needs? A corncob pipe.
Sam: And a button nose?
Director: No. That's too-too.
Sam: I'm sorry my nose is not subtle enough for your corncob pipe.
Director: It starts with nothing onstage and ends with nothing on stage and in the middle it's a little shit.
Actor: How like life.
Director: I don't know how far I can take them.
Sam: In this particular scene?
Director: In this particular play.
Director: You know what? When we take breaks? I don't pee. Who has time to pee? So I'm slowly dying of renal failure. I'm poisioning myself with pee. Dammit, take five, I need to pee.
