Lucky and I had a ditch digging contest this morning (Mum's in one of her landscaping fits). He won for distance but I won for aesthetics, as the landscaping stones actually FIT in my ditch. I also won for blisters (4).
The good news is I'm getting a REAL OMG WORKBENCH for my masks, which I can set up and leave permanently messy. This is much preferable to the dining room table, especially since mum is convinced that my toxic chemicals (rubbing alcohol and fabric paint) will invisibly spill onto the table, seep into our food, and poison us all.