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I'm not sure if it's the turn of seasons or Hallowe'en or what, but man, there is some weird energy going down on LJ. I, for one, am a seething ball of fury waiting to sharpen my claws on someonething (if you think it's your fault, it probably isn't, don't worry). And I know for a fact I'm not the only one.

So, I'm doing a meme.

What? It makes sense. In a "not making sense at all" kind of way.

Ask me what happens after the end of any of my stories. Any story in any fandom; if you ask me about an incomplete story I will give you an incomplete and cryptic answer, but I know how all my WIPs end so I can tell you SOMETHING without spoiling it.

Everything's up at sam_storyteller except for one or two stories which, trust me, you are better off not knowing about. If you ask about something like a drabble flopsy, it would help if you could link me. I've done a lot of them :D

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Sam's Three Things about House, MD....

1. So Chase's dad isn't dead yet? I thought he had three months to live...like a year ago.

2. I am going to try in the next few weeks to put my finger on why Cuddy, every time she appears on the screen, is the television equivalent of fingernails on the blackboard. Because I want to throw things at her, sharp heavy things, and I don't know why. And not knowing why is not a good enough excuse for throwing things at her.

3. We all know that House does not have brilliant plotting. It is basically the same format from week to week. Nobody watches it to see if House brilliantly diagnoses another patient. House himself would laugh at the idea. The reason we watch it is for the interplay of characters and for the social philosophy -- please, please stop saying snark -- that House spews forth like the reincarnation of George Bernard Shaw. That having been said, he did not give good Shaw tonight. Plenty of people expressed plenty of opinions on Incredibly Annoying Tuberculosis Doc, but while House made some good points he did not crush his opponent in a fiery torrent of unorthodox thought like he normally does. Similarly unsatisfyingly, Incredibly Annoying Tuberculosis Doc did not crush him back, which would at least have given us a satisfyingly Emo House. It was good Shaw, but not great Shaw.

Dude, that was a fuckin' long #3.

3a. Is it wrong that I want House to throw a dinner for his colleagues purely so that they can title the episode "House Party"?