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Dear Hogfather,

For Hogswatch I want

1. A job
2. A publisher
3. A flat in Boston.

Barring that, the collected works of Fritz Lang and/or Humphrey Bogart would be appreciated. I will even forgive Mr. Lang for shooting an entire scene from crotch angle.

I have been very good all year and only plotted to commit fratricide once or twice and I never actually went through with it.

Yrs,
Sam