I'm feeling rather ill today, actually, so I may be napping sooner than I thought. I'm going to make it a low-stress* day, which means I may not be online much and I probably won't get to work on the invisible book drabbles at all. I have about 25 of them to go, so don't fret if you still haven't seen yours. You're on the list, I swear.
* Yeah, because living at home unemployed and rent free is SOOOOO stressful to begin with, except stfu it totally is.
It's a good day to try my hand at making onion soup and sit on the sofa and watch DVDs and read comic books. However, before I do that....
The Top Five Things You'd Bring To The Apocalypse
This week's "Top Five" meme by [info]minervacat, via [info]cawti.
I decided to deliberately misinterpret this in a career oriented fashion. Answering as if it were an interview question, I would like to inform you of the skills and talents I could bring to your Apocalypse -- and beyond!
1. A thorough working knowledge of Shaw's "Anarchist's Handbook" as well as those bastions of pandemapocalyptic lit, Earth Abides and The Stand.
2. The ability to be right at the fringe of major disasters. EG:
Hurricane Katrina: In Austin, the largest refugee-assembly centre after Houston.
Great Blackout of 2000: In Boston, the only major city in the American eastern seaboard to still have power.
Et disastrous cetera.
3. Just enough knowledge of programming languages to be really dangerous.
4. A recipe for alcohol which requires only yeast and fruit juice.
5. I was Machiavelli in a several-weeks-long roleplay in history class during high school. Nuff said.