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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was just accused by our freaky neighbour (on the corner, two houses down) of running over her neighbours' cat last night. Despite the fact that I haven't been behind the wheel of a car in months. And the fact that it's not actually her cat.

This is the same woman who came down to lecture us about leaving our dog's poop on her lawn when we don't walk Dog past her house. I don't know whether she thinks we're crack dealers or what, but seriously, she needs to find a new goddamn scapegoat.