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Mar. 22nd, 2007 07:47 amOkay, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN!
Second verse, same as the first. Off I go to Chicago, let's hope the planes are flyin...
Second verse, same as the first. Off I go to Chicago, let's hope the planes are flyin...
Mar. 22nd, 2007
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Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:08 pmCheck-in Agent: So...you know there's a delay, right?
Sam:No, because you don't ever actually put delays in the Delays section of your website. *biting down hard on caustic comment* But it kinda figures. It's fine.
Agent: Okay, hang on just one moment...
Sam: Yes?
Agent: Okay. I'm just trying to find your luggage. I don't see it in Chicago...
Sam: Well, it might still be on a plane?
Agent: No...no, it's down in our luggage office. You're going to need to bring it up so I can recheck it.
Sam: *snaps, audibly* I'm sorry, you're saying that despite my being unable to get it so that I could take it home last night and have clean underwear to wear to the airport today, not to mention my medication, I now have to go to baggage claim for the third time, and for the third time collect my bags and bring them up here to be checked, and for the third time you're telling me that while they may make it on the plane, I may be delayed, deplaned, and forced once more, for the fourth time in two days, to collect my baggage and present it to you?
Agent: *hunted look*
Sam: *immediate guilt*
Agent: I'm very sorry sir.
Sam: No -- sorry. It's just...it's been twenty four hours and...have you ever reconsidered your decision to work for Satan?
Agent: *relieved look* all the time, sir.
It's gonna be a long day, you guys.
Sam:
Agent: Okay, hang on just one moment...
Sam: Yes?
Agent: Okay. I'm just trying to find your luggage. I don't see it in Chicago...
Sam: Well, it might still be on a plane?
Agent: No...no, it's down in our luggage office. You're going to need to bring it up so I can recheck it.
Sam: *snaps, audibly* I'm sorry, you're saying that despite my being unable to get it so that I could take it home last night and have clean underwear to wear to the airport today, not to mention my medication, I now have to go to baggage claim for the third time, and for the third time collect my bags and bring them up here to be checked, and for the third time you're telling me that while they may make it on the plane, I may be delayed, deplaned, and forced once more, for the fourth time in two days, to collect my baggage and present it to you?
Agent: *hunted look*
Sam: *immediate guilt*
Agent: I'm very sorry sir.
Sam: No -- sorry. It's just...it's been twenty four hours and...have you ever reconsidered your decision to work for Satan?
Agent: *relieved look* all the time, sir.
It's gonna be a long day, you guys.
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Mar. 22nd, 2007 02:52 pmAnd I'm home. Goddamn, it's HOT here! :D
Actually it's not hot, it's beautiful out, but it's hot in my flat because the windows have been closed and the radiators were still on just a little. That has been remedied.
I've called in to work and let them know I won't be working tonight, because really I'm not in any condition to be answering phones. The whipped cream and cherry on the Awful Sundae with extra Awful sauce was that once we landed we were kept in the plane another half hour because someone was parked at our gate.
So, I'm going to go cook myself something, and then have a nap.
My flat has never looked so wonderful.
Actually it's not hot, it's beautiful out, but it's hot in my flat because the windows have been closed and the radiators were still on just a little. That has been remedied.
I've called in to work and let them know I won't be working tonight, because really I'm not in any condition to be answering phones. The whipped cream and cherry on the Awful Sundae with extra Awful sauce was that once we landed we were kept in the plane another half hour because someone was parked at our gate.
So, I'm going to go cook myself something, and then have a nap.
My flat has never looked so wonderful.