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100,000+ words
27 Works of Art
7 flashbacks
6 fainting spells
5 Original Characters
4 Doctor Who references
3 deaths
2 floppy black hats
1 visit to the Keosauqua, Iowa municipal website
Extensive references to Google
More incestuous subtext than you could shake a Freudian stick at
Absolutely no actual sex
And waffles by the score.

And I can't believe I got through all 20 chapters without one person saying "Jack Baker? Baker! Because he's a pothead! Ha!" It's a testament to your innocence, gentle readers.

The Hiatus Continuations have concluded, and it's been a great ride.