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Overheard in the Box Office of Doom:

"He's ten thousand years older than sand and he doesn't play the blues very well but he's got a good look."

"She cancelled her tickets because of 'the impairments of old age'. Is that considered a medical condition?"

"It is part of the Shakespearean canon."
"There were no cannons onstage anywhere!"
(alas, this was said with total and slightly angry sincerity.)

"Arthur Miller is like going to a test instead of going to a play. You have to think too much."