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Ladies and gentlemen, I am posting FROM THE FUTURE!



It's glorious here. Everyone's happy and they call themselves the Eloi --

Wait. Oh bugger. Hang on.

It's glorious here! There's this stuff called Spice and it's...

No no, I can fix this.

It's glorious here! I just met this guy called Montag, he seems hip --

OKAY I THINK I HAVE IT NOW.

IT IS TRULY GLORIOUS HERE. Everyone speaks the same language and Captain Picard says hi!

Aw shit, here come the Cardassians...