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DONT WANNA GO OUT.

*huddles in blankets*

Quest downtown cancelled. I'll go tomorrow. SO THERE.

*sits on couch, drinks cocoa*

Also, potentially the geekiest ring ever. The only way it could get more geeky is if the text you provided was a Lord of the Rings quote.

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Oh my god. *falls over, lies on floor*

I made a roast chicken for the first time ever tonight. I've helped Mum roast a chicken and I've bought roast chickens from the store but I've never roasted a chicken all on my own.

WITH STUFFING.

AND ROSEMARY BREAD.

I made stuffing and stuffed the chicken and baked bread and carved the chicken and we ate so much food.

*groans* You guys eat the rest. Beer's in the fridge, plates are in the cupboard next to the stove.

*falls asleep on couch*

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I emerged from the bathroom a minute ago and heard R say "WHAT THE FUCK?"

I approach cautiously. He's sitting at his computer with a google imagesearch page open and FULL of vagina images.

He turns to me. "I was looking up what Menorahs look like and I got a page of vagina! What the hell is a labia menorah?"

I check his search bar.

"M-E-N-O-R-A-H," I say. "Not M-I-N-O-R-A."

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