OMG NO MORE FLOWER DELIVERIES
RARRGHAHRRA
I don't mind Valentine's Day, I've had the good and the bad, but I've never had to take charge of eight jillion deliveries of flowers and make sure people picked them up before they wilt and come up with smart remarks for every goddamn person who walks by because they all say "Oh, for me? You shouldn't have!" as if it's the cleverest fucking joke in the world.
I LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY. IT'S HUMANITY I HATE.