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Passed to me from juniper200, I give to you a link to WH Auden's dirtiest poem, as quoted in a review of The Best American Erotic Poems. Technically it may not have been written by him, as he's disavowed ownership, but either way there are some truly....remarkable passages. If I were him I'd swear it wasn't mine, too.

On the other hand, Humpy Verse is my favourite new phrase. I intend to employ it whenever possible.

In related news, I sat across from a man reading a Best Gay Erotica Of 2007 anthology on the train yesterday. With his gloves placed carefully in his lap. Now...it's not like I think we should ban the reading of erotica in public or anything, but possibly the El at rush hour is not the place you want to be when you do. I'm just saying. For your own sake.

I'm almost done answering the First Fifty Questions of the question meme from yesterday. I'm afraid a lot of questions will go unanswered, but at least you'll have the list of numbers and you can look at what you were asking and laugh. :)

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All right, meme answers. :) I've replaced the numbers with character names, in your questions. I've occasionally left out a question if there were more than two asked, and once in a while, I admit, I may have mocked slightly. But it's always out of love!

I answered the first fifty questions only. Sorry, but that was all I had in me. *collapses over keyboard*

( The List. )

( The Questions And Answers. )

And that's all he wrote. Hope it's been fun for you guys -- it was for me!

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Sam: BossBoss, you've got a scheduling conflict in the big conference room. Can you shift the regional meeting to the small conference room?
BossBoss: Yeah, there aren't a lot of us. I thought we might need the space. And maybe a referee.
Sam: One of those, huh? I'll have the first-aid kit standing by.
BossBoss: Don't bother, just call an ambulance.
Sam: Remember, it's a two minute penalty for biting the moderator.

I may have sold my soul to corporate America, but at least the conversation's decent.

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It's Wednesday, and that means it's time for Sam's Three Things about Torchwood!

Spoilers for ( 2.11, Adrift )

3a. Is it me or were there a lot of random people in this episode? Like, odd focuses on random people in cafes?

That was the most fandom-generic three things ever, because I'm pretty sure everyone else in fandom is going to be talking about those three things. But really, you know. Bound to be a reason for that.

*coughs to hide laughter*

Oh, and by the way. I rewrote From Out Of The Rain. It's shorter, but I'm a lot happier with my version. In my head, it is canon.

Carnival Show, PG-13, spoilers through 2.10.