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OMG WTF SNOWSTORM

I swear this time it wasn't my fault, I didn't say anything.

My day off yesterday was glorious. And it's casual Friday, and GirlBoss isn't in the office, and there's new Torchwood tonight.

Walgreens has started selling Japanese food imports, at least in the downtown shops on Michigan. I brought BossBoss a box of Pocky. He is...perplexed.

Apt that on the day of the scheduled and now apparently suspended LJ strike, I appear to have lost my LJ hat somewhere between the building entrance and the desk on the 19th floor. What the shit.

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Oh hoh hoh. *rubs hands*

You all might laugh at the idea, but I tend to take a backseat in most of the fandoms I belong to. Aside from the Three Things I don't post much thinky or meta about fandom, and since I don't hardcore ship anyone (Remus Lupin really will sleep with anyone if you give him half a smile), I rarely am called upon to do battle. I like it this way.

My status as a neutral power notwithstanding, everybody likes a little drama, and I believe recent ratings for reality television have proved that when you know the people involved are real there's an added edge to it.

And when you just stumble across wank in a fandom you're hardly part of, in one journal after (unknowingly) reading the other journal involved, both of whom were found entirely randomly...it's like, uh, catching someone having sex in the office after hours. Angry, bitey sex! Not to take joy in someone else's angst or anything, but it's a delicious thrill all the same.

Meanwhile, the office lady who calls me Baby called to talk to me about migrane medication, and at the same time the POSTMAN came in and started asking me to look shit up for him, like the exchange rate between the US and Rio de Janeiro. What is this, natter randomly at Sam day?

*natters randomly at you all*

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You punks and your discussion of Collon snack food in my journal have caused the following to appear in my Gmail ad bar:

AboutColonCleansing.info - Fantastic Enema Recipes Reviewed And Rated For You!

ENEMA RECIPES.

Add butter, and beat until fluffy...

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It's -- Friday! Which means it's time for....Sam's Three Things About Torchwood?

Spoilers for ( Torchwood 2.11: Fragments )

3a. I haven't written for an incomplete TV show in a while, so I forgot how this feels, getting your fanfic ripped to shreds by canon. And now it's Jossed. It's all fucking Jossed. Not A Man Alone perhaps worst of all, but oh lord, it's all so fucking Jossed. Ouch. Jesus.

*puts head between knees, deep breath*

That was insane.