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Okay, who got Monday all over my Tuesday?

I did discover that when I'm half-awake and sincerely motivated, I can swear like nobody's business. Also, I can get from zero to ready-for-work in sixteen minutes flat, which is good for future reference. Not that my alarm is ever going to fail to go off again, IS IT? *glares at alarm*

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OKAY UNIVERSE.

I have paid my bills for the month. I have hooked myself into the sprawling corporate website in order to set up my medical flex-spending account. I have sent off my student loan payment.

I have filed my taxes. I will not even complain that my tax refund for this year, after paying for state filing charges (I couldn't face doing them myself again) will be $47, because the money's just going straight to Children of Uganda and the Lookingglass Theatre anyway.

I have done my emergency evacuation drill training.

I did not shout at the mail carrier even though she richly deserved it.

Now that I have been grown up for an entire morning, may I please have some ice cream?

Thank you.