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Come and show me another city with lifted head singing
so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning.

( Chicago, by Carl Sandburg )

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I'd like you to imagine the following scenarios.

1. A stranger wanders into the office and asks for some financial documentation that I didn't know existed. Nobody in the department that provides said documentation is answering their telephone.

2. A group of elderly, entitled, incredibly high maintenance clients show up on my floor because they can't get to the floor they're supposed to be on because the interior doors are locked.

3. The phone rings, and then as I answer it, the second line on the same phone rings.

4. A teleconference mechanism fails, and there are no IT staff in the office.

5. The crazy Lithuanian Janitoress gets into a physical alteration with one of my colleagues after she catches him using the handicapped bathroom.

And now I want you to imagine them all happening at the same time.

Welcome to my afternoon.

Seriously, did I accidentally kick a puppy yesterday or something?

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While stumbling around LJ last night, I came across yantoe, a character in a multifandom RPG...whose only LJ friend is ohaisexiejak.

I am going to fucking conquer this intarweb thing, and I'm starting my assault with LOLCATS.

When I rule the internet, Myspace will be the first against the wall.

Your gratuitous R of the evening, during an intense intellectual debate with Eric:

You're not so much an asshole as just a giant hole, surrounded by ass.