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We're playing Wheel of Fortune.

I've won every round so far.

R: I KNOW THIS ONE! FISTING A NATIVE OF TAHITI!
Sam: It's Posting a video on youtube.
R: So close!
Sam: I am Pwning you, I can't believe how much you suddenly suck.
R: Did you just say you're...pwning me? What does that mean?
Sam: I so don't have the energy to explain the entire internet to you.

After Wheel ended and M came over, R got all uppity that nothing was on TV (I've forbidden him from watching Fox News, even when Hillary is on), and we ran into a basic illustration of the gender gap.

M: Well, I could really indoctrinate you into the secret world of chick flicks and put on Pride and Prejudice.
R: You could try.
M: What, you don't want to see wet, shirtless Colin Firth?
R: You had me right up until Colin Firth.
Sam: I'm sure someone somewhere has made a porn film out of Pride and Prejudice.

The long awkward silence that followed informed me that I had used my Outside My Head voice, until M gasped.

M: Oh my god. Lizzy and Charlotte were doing it!