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Yargh, migrane.

Not going in to work today. Hoping to sleep extensively. Probably won't be around much until this afternoon if at all. Pronouns all gone.

*collapses in bed*

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So I went back to bed and slept for six hours and now I'm merely unhappy instead of certain that I am going to die of my brain exploding. Hooray!

One thing I did do last night was finish watching Heroes S2. HEY HOW ABOUT HAVING 33 THINGS ABOUT HEROES! (Because 3a never counts, that's why).

( 33 Things About Heroes S2 )

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I went over to R's for a dose of blues and some Wheel of Fortune, on which we gorged ourselves. Pat Sajak will never not be funny.

We were also listening to James Brown singing "Woman come here quick / Bring me that lickin' stick" which sounds filthy until you realise he means a stick for punishment lickin'. Which, you know, if you have a dirty mind, it still sounds kind of filthy.

And then R converted it and we were left with:

Vanna come here quick
Bring that lickin' stick
Woman you get me hot
Turnin' that letter card!

Which is just uncalled for, and also hugely funny.

About halfway through the evening I noticed something that looked like this on the coffee table, and I picked it up and said to him, "R. What on earth is this?"

"It's a dildo," he answered. I stared in bemusement at him, and really the sad thing is that what went through my mind was not "Why does R have a dildo" but rather "It's kind of small for that, isn't it?"

Then he saved my sanity and said, "It's a Botswanan drafting bone. It's a pipe. You smoke tobacco or, you know, whatever out of it."

So then we sampled some Whatever, watched some Wheel, and I came home.

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jack_and_ellis has been updated! Chapter 33 is finished, so you can find the new portion here or, if you've been waiting for the whole chapter, find that here.

I think those officially NaNoing were supposed to break 10k today, which I haven't quite, but I plan to catch up this weekend...