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Dec. 10th, 2008 08:35 amSometimes I get to send out companywide emails, because I am the all-knowing Buddha of the 19th floor. I try to make them at least somewhat amusing, because I learned in undergrad that if you are slightly sarcastic in your emails then people feel like they're in on a joke and will actually read your email all the way through. In the professional sphere I have to be very careful about this, but I still manage to get a laugh or two, generally.
From my latest email:
"During this season we do see an increase in packages at the office, and we want you to get your presents as soon as possible. Please remember to come and pick them up promptly when notified! It keeps my workplace tidy and makes everyone feel jolly."
BossBoss: Did I approve the use of the word "jolly" in an email?
Sam: I'm sorry, I should have checked it with you first for excessive cheer.
BossBoss: We can't have happy people in this office!
Sam: Shall I draw up guidelines restricting jollity in company emails?
BossBoss: If you would be so kind.
From my latest email:
"During this season we do see an increase in packages at the office, and we want you to get your presents as soon as possible. Please remember to come and pick them up promptly when notified! It keeps my workplace tidy and makes everyone feel jolly."
BossBoss: Did I approve the use of the word "jolly" in an email?
Sam: I'm sorry, I should have checked it with you first for excessive cheer.
BossBoss: We can't have happy people in this office!
Sam: Shall I draw up guidelines restricting jollity in company emails?
BossBoss: If you would be so kind.