Feb. 10th, 2009

...and right on schedule, Mum's having a nervous breakdown. Over chihuahua puppies. And I wrote a post about it but oh my god, it's not worth the time spent on it.

Anyway, yes, she's looking at a puppy from a breeder in Texas. I've scoped them, they seem kosher; they only breed Chis, have a definite and vocal interest in the genetic quality of the breed, and seem to be on the up and up, although they are super duper religious. But, well...Texas.

I have to say the pup she's got her eye on is a good looking dog. I wonder if he comprehends the CRAZY he is about to become a part of. :D
Step two in the execution of the secret project...

So, when I gave a poll about where I should put it, sam_storyteller won out by a long shot. The problem is that I'd mostly given it as an option to take soundings -- it's not really an appropriate place for an original fiction, given how much is already there. It's not that I don't appreciate your opinions, but I'm just not sure it's the wisest choice.

Opinion was pretty close between "rename Jack & Ellis" and "Use a New Comm". But I'd like to rename Jack & Ellis anyway, since it's no longer the title of the book (and vastly inappropriate as a title for the book, in the end). So I'm thinking I may as well rename the comm and post the new project there. It seems to make the most sense.

Which means I have to pick a new name for the comm. Don't worry, you don't need to change your links or friendings -- the rename token will do all the redirects for you. But I'm not sure what to call it.

These are all verified not-in-use names that I thought up. If you think of one you think is good and know isn't in use, please feel free to suggest one too...

[Poll #1347004]
The death toll's still rising from the fires in Australia and many of them are still not under control.

[livejournal.com profile] blamebrampton has a good essay about survival and blame here: So if your news service starts with the question 'what went wrong' and answers it with anything other than 'nature is a fucking bitch in Australia', please tell them to piss off...

(If you visit, remember: you're a Cafe patron, you can always disagree but play nice or I'll end you.)

And [livejournal.com profile] invisible_lift is doing porn-for-charity here.
Okay, kids, bring the popcorn and gather around. It's time for Sam to tell a story. Fortunately I think this story has quite a good ending: the unveiling of the Sekrit Project. :)

Four years ago, I moved to Austin to look for work after grad school. I wasn't having much luck, and I was living with my parents and basically confined to the house all day. After about four months of this I realised that if I didn't do something to validate my existence I was going to do something I'd regret, so I decided to write a novel. Starting in September, I wrote almost every night -- from ten to midnight, usually, or sometimes a little longer. I averaged about 900 words a day and gave myself Saturday nights off. That went on for four months.

I didn't talk about it because I was hoping to shop it around when it was done. I did finish it, edit it, and shop it, though none of the eighty-odd agents I sent it to took me up on it. I moved to Chicago, got some work, forgot about the book. A couple of weeks ago, while I was migrating hard drives, I took a look at it for the first time in two years and realised why it never sold: it was terrible.

So I rewrote it, using what I'd learned in the process of writing The Dead Isle. I cut about ten thousand words, added about thirty thousand, and included several subplots and characters that had been absent the first time around.

Where it gets interesting for most of you, especially those of you who were around for the first run of Cartographer's Craft, is the plot. I had no idea what I wanted to write about, and very few stories I wanted to tell, so I consulted Ellis Graveworthy: I went to Cartographer's Craft and looked up the plots of the novels he'd written.

Wizard Bird was too close to HP -- it was always meant to be a satire of it -- and Two Kneazles was as well, plus hello whole boatloads of historical research. Shop Gods was possible, but would have also required a lot more research than I was willing to put into what was essentially a survival mechanism at the time.

I wrote Animagus Winter.

I changed the location, shook up the plot until it wasn't dependent on the HP-verse anymore, and called it Nameless. It's a sort of magical-reality ode to small towns, with a little bit of mask theory and agrarian earth witchery thrown in for good measure. It had to settle for a few years before I was ready to really own it, but I am now.

I'd like to know what all of you think of it, before I give it one more rewrite and start looking at publishing again. I didn't want to post it all in a whack, because that's a bit overwhelming, so instead I'll be posting it in chapters. It'll be just like most of the fics I post, except that it's complete so I can schedule regular postings (like I did for Two Centres). New chapters will be going up three times a week: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Given that there are thirteen chapters, it'll be about a month's worth of new fiction, which seems like the right length of time. Sort of a Cafe Book Club.

So, without further fuss, I'd like to introduce you to Christopher Dusk, our narrator and the proprietor of Dusk Books in the small midwestern town of Low Ferry, Illinois. He'll take it from here. We both hope you enjoy it. :)

( The first week in September that year saw the heat of summer not yet faded in Chicago... )
Free, to a good home: one female pteranadon (poss. alien).

Answers to Myfanwy. Hubtrained. Comes with sandbox, three squeaky toys.

Eats mutton, tuna, various fruits, my favourite tie AND HALF MY TROUSERS.

Currently: Puking up my tie.

I can't actually give her away, though. But some days the idea of a stuffed and mounted pteranadon is very appealing.

Call me mad but I can't drive HOME without my TROUSERS.
As a bonus, I kinda sorta wrote a Dexter/NCIS crossover.

It's just, seriously, Tony keeps getting framed for murder, like, EVERY SEASON THIS HAPPENS, and okay he does seem kinda like someone you'd peg as a psycho, but honestly. So I think it would be really ironic if he actually was a serial killer and they just kept arresting him for the murders he didn't commit.

Hence:

Style.. PG-13 for gore, NCIS/Dexter crossover.

WTF, me.

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