It was good dinner though.
Mar. 20th, 2009 06:18 amListen, if a man wants to have a nice bath at the end of the day after de-snake-body-ing an entire Hub, it is no business but his own. It is certainly not the business of his snooping copper of a co-worker, who believes he may have depressive tendencies (oh really?) and upon noticing that his tracking chip has not moved from the bath in his flat for an hour decides to invade with paramedics "just in case".
And if he wants to have bubbles in his bath that is entirely his choice and not in any way lacking in masculinity nor is it cause for laughter even by paramedics.
So in Gwen bursts, shouting for me, the paramedics on her heels, and there I am. In the bath. With bubbles, yes, and a bottle of cider. But no razor blades or pills or anything, because actually I'm quite enjoying being alive.
The thing is, when someone bursts in on you in the bath, you go for your gun.
Of course I take my gun into the bathroom with me. Wouldn't you, in my place?
And when you draw a gun on Gwen, she naturally draws hers. That's just training.
Let me tell you, "shot while taking a bubble bath" is not what I want my cause of death to read. I would prefer it to read "died of heart failure in bed, age 102" but failing that I'd like it to at least note for the record that I died in some sexy and heroic fashion. I'm going to make sure Jack puts -- scratch that, I'm going to pre-prepare my death certificate so someone can just ink in the date.
And then, because I've got a gun on Gwen and she's got hers on me and the paramedics are laughing and I personally think the situation couldn't actually get worse, Jack shows up with Max and dinner.
I refuse to be called "Bubbles" by emergency services for the rest of my life.
Which is why this morning I'm taking the emergency staff some donuts on my way to work, and if there is a little crushed retcon in the donuts that will hardly be my fault. That stuff gets everywhere.
And if he wants to have bubbles in his bath that is entirely his choice and not in any way lacking in masculinity nor is it cause for laughter even by paramedics.
So in Gwen bursts, shouting for me, the paramedics on her heels, and there I am. In the bath. With bubbles, yes, and a bottle of cider. But no razor blades or pills or anything, because actually I'm quite enjoying being alive.
The thing is, when someone bursts in on you in the bath, you go for your gun.
Of course I take my gun into the bathroom with me. Wouldn't you, in my place?
And when you draw a gun on Gwen, she naturally draws hers. That's just training.
Let me tell you, "shot while taking a bubble bath" is not what I want my cause of death to read. I would prefer it to read "died of heart failure in bed, age 102" but failing that I'd like it to at least note for the record that I died in some sexy and heroic fashion. I'm going to make sure Jack puts -- scratch that, I'm going to pre-prepare my death certificate so someone can just ink in the date.
And then, because I've got a gun on Gwen and she's got hers on me and the paramedics are laughing and I personally think the situation couldn't actually get worse, Jack shows up with Max and dinner.
I refuse to be called "Bubbles" by emergency services for the rest of my life.
Which is why this morning I'm taking the emergency staff some donuts on my way to work, and if there is a little crushed retcon in the donuts that will hardly be my fault. That stuff gets everywhere.