May. 9th, 2009

Preparing for takeoff. They don't have blankets or pillows anymore "because of swine flu". WOW.

Also because of swine flu: 24 passengers on a 60 passenger plane.

This shit is bananas.

Safely landed! Headed home.

I HAVE LANDED. We had lunch, and Holstein -- their new chihuahua -- is TERRIFIED OF ME, but he is as adorable as advertised.

We are taking a break and watching Ace of Cakes, which I have never seen.

Jeff on Ace of Cakes -- he's a serial killer, yes?

He frightens me.
Things I forgot about in the last five months:

1. Driving places. R and I drive places once in a while, and I take the GoCar to Costco every month or so, but if we leave the house here, it's because we are Driving Someplace.

2. Air Conditioning. It's magical.

3. Goddamn you guys there is a lot of television in the TV Box. Every time I come home after living somewhere else for a while I MARVEL at all the commercials. I just can't be fucked to watch live TV on my own. It's not a moral stance; it honestly takes too much energy to find out what's on when and find that channel on the television.

3a. Nobody should live here. Ever. It's about ten feet from the surface of the sun.

Also, my younger sister has discovered the art of dry sarcasm. She may one day depose me as familial grand master.

Mum: *programs GPS and looks at scenery whilst driving*
Dad Lucky: You're scaring -- SWERVE! -- you're scaring me.
Mum: *sheepish* Sorry.
Emmy: I'm not scared. I've already made my peace with God.

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