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Coworker W: Sam, you know about how to schedule things, right?
Sam: Yes?
Coworker W: Can you help me with [Outlook trick that is not even tangentially related to scheduling]?
Sam: Yes. I can! Because I own Outlook 07's soul. *magic*
Coworker W: Wow. That totally worked.
Sam: *mudras teaching pose* I will grant you one more wish.

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So then the massage therapist said, "Oh, yeah, no wonder you're having balance problems" and proceeded to destroy my left shoulder.

OH MY GOD. When I stood up again, I fell down.

It wasn't dizziness, just, my body after the treatment was a TOTALLY DIFFERENT SHAPE from my body before it, and it took me like ten minutes to learn to WALK AGAIN. I swear I can hear better out of my left ear now. Apparently I carry all my tension in my left shoulder, and it radiates up around my ear and fucks me up. WHO KNEW.

Am I moaning about my health too much? I think I'm making my health interesting, but then I'm me.

Anyway, my day involved shouting about fridges and falling down for my health. Not my most awesome day, but as days go fairly objectively awesome.