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I HAVE ACHIEVED MICROWAVE.

It works and everything! I can heat things at super speeds! It's like living in THE FUTURE.

When I told Dove this, she replied "Or like living in the 1980s."

Speaking of how I am ninety years old, have a shit-ton of Sherlock Holmes icons!



( Or, as Holmes would put it, A Squared Arseload. )

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It's a little heavy on the Watson. Everyone act surprised.

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Aaand a quick question for the cafe at large --

I have a friend who is going to San Francisco in about a week and a half to have surgery done for his transition. He's super-cool but a tiny bit broke and looking for 1) a place to stay and 2) someone who can go with him -- the hospital won't check him in or out unless he's accompanied by someone. And honestly, nobody wants to have surgery and then have to navigate public transit or something to get home.

Is there anyone in the SF area who can lend a hand, or knows someone who could? Drop a comment, he'll be watching the post. :) Thanks guys!