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Mar. 15th, 2010 04:11 pmNot that I bill myself as some kind of connosseur of sex tapes or something...
Okay, as an aside, I waffled about putting the below under an LJ-cut, but the hell with that, I link you guys to porn all the time, so whatever.
Not that I bill myself as some kind of connosseur of sex tapes or something, but as far as I'm aware very few celeb sex tapes contain footage of a woman getting head. Or holding the camera, for that matter. Am I wrong? You can tell me anonymously if you don't want to admit you shelled out for Paris Hilton or Russell Crowe. We don't judge here. (Okay, maybe we judge a little.)
My point is, a) very little cunnilingus on celebrity sex tapes, and b) they're usually not called gross.
Gross Details about the John Edwards Sex Tape in which John Edwards is seen performing oral sex.
Point one: Classy, Gawker. Ick, ew, ladyparts! I mean, it's not like it's my favourite thing to do (sorry, women, it's just not) but seriously.
Point two: I realise this is an asshole being unfaithful to his wife, but I find it sort of endearing that a sex tape of him surfaces and it's footage of him showing off while he pleasures his girlfriend. It's oddly sweet.
I wish I could talk this coherently about actual news, but I get all my information from R, my flist, and male fashion blogs. Which is how I know next to nothing about the troop surge in Afghanistan but I can tell you pretty much anything you want to know about Eric Massa's ticklefights with his junior staff.
(Wow, how inappropriate are ALL MY ICONS EVER when I post about oral sex?)
Okay, as an aside, I waffled about putting the below under an LJ-cut, but the hell with that, I link you guys to porn all the time, so whatever.
Not that I bill myself as some kind of connosseur of sex tapes or something, but as far as I'm aware very few celeb sex tapes contain footage of a woman getting head. Or holding the camera, for that matter. Am I wrong? You can tell me anonymously if you don't want to admit you shelled out for Paris Hilton or Russell Crowe. We don't judge here. (Okay, maybe we judge a little.)
My point is, a) very little cunnilingus on celebrity sex tapes, and b) they're usually not called gross.
Gross Details about the John Edwards Sex Tape in which John Edwards is seen performing oral sex.
Point one: Classy, Gawker. Ick, ew, ladyparts! I mean, it's not like it's my favourite thing to do (sorry, women, it's just not) but seriously.
Point two: I realise this is an asshole being unfaithful to his wife, but I find it sort of endearing that a sex tape of him surfaces and it's footage of him showing off while he pleasures his girlfriend. It's oddly sweet.
I wish I could talk this coherently about actual news, but I get all my information from R, my flist, and male fashion blogs. Which is how I know next to nothing about the troop surge in Afghanistan but I can tell you pretty much anything you want to know about Eric Massa's ticklefights with his junior staff.
(Wow, how inappropriate are ALL MY ICONS EVER when I post about oral sex?)
