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So, I finally saw last week's episode of Supernatural last night.

( Cut for spoilers I received and spoilers I don't want to inadvertently spring on people. )

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Whenever someone leaves the company, they send out an announcement about it. That's pretty standard, and very helpful to me as Keeper Of The Office Directory Codex.

Seriously though:

8:15am: [Name redacted] will be leaving the office to pursue her yoga studies full time.

1pm: [Name redacted] is resigning her position as executive assistant in order to pursue her studies at the [famous yoga school].

Why is everyone quitting to study yoga? DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T?

Maybe they're dating and they've decided to run away and live in bendy meditative bliss together. It could happen.

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So, R came over this evening. We had sandwiches.

I'd like to present you with the thoughts of R My Ex Roommate on...

Blues Lyrics:
Music on the stereo: Goin down down baby...
Sam: He's goin' down, baby.
R: Good warning. *singing* GOIN DOWN DOWN BABY....
Spread your legs and *panicking for the rest* PRAY FOR RAIN!
Sam: That's...not the real lyrics, is it.
R: Nah, the real lyrics are deeper than that.

Popular Media:
R: Who was that in that ad?
Sam: It's the cast of Twilight.
R: What is that like, vampires?
Sam: Vampires and werewolves.
R: And teens, boinking!
Sam: No no no, teens waiting for marriage to boink. It was written by a Mormon.
R: Oh my god! What happened to a good old promiscuous fuck? People have been doing that for a millennia!

Sexuality:
R: Can I connect to your internet?
Sam: Sure, here's my password.
R: Did it work?
Sam: You're connected! Don't download porn.
R: It's too late!

Tip your servers, he's here all week!

Well, okay, not here. He's down the street all week.