Exquisite, Ch. 3

Title: Exquisite
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R for language, sexual content.
Summary: There's a place in Neal Caffrey's head where he doesn't have to lie to himself or be three steps ahead of the other guy, but so far only Peter has found it -- and Peter won't give him what he really wants. Elizabeth, meanwhile, is slowly adjusting to the idea of abetting felons...

Chapter Three

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Good morning all! I hope you got more sleep than I did last night!

I have two White Collar links for you this morning. First, Exquisite Chapter Three has been posted. Hooray for Elizabeth Burke!

Second, spiderine has a "gun porn" post from the most recent episode of White Collar. Spoilers, natch. Hello, Ruger!

Oh my god this is the most 13th Friday to ever be Friday the 13th.

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So, Kingdom of Loathing is a web-based RPG-style satire game, sort of like if Terry Pratchett wrote Legend of Zelda. Technically you can't "win" KoL, because when you defeat the final boss you ascend and are reincarnated, but I consider Ascending to be winning, at least temporarily.

Today was Friday the 13th, both in reality and in the game, and what are the odds of Ascending on Friday the 13th?

PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME APPARENTLY.

Ouijabored and Bebe are ascending their asses off today. I DEPART A PASTAMANCER...I RETURN A SAUCEROR! (What? I like the Culinary classes.)

I'm actually really proud -- I ran that ascension clanless, which is not easy to do. AND I completed the Nemesis Quest, which is nigh fucking impossible, seriously. Why so evil, evil nemesis?

And now I get to start over with six hit points. There's a metaphor in here somewhere, I just know it...

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You know what? I take it back. This has been an awesome Friday the 13th. Like eight good things have happened to me since this morning. Really cool things I totally wasn't even expecting.

Plus I ran into Crazy Awesome Irish Super and he had brownies for me and not even "You forgot to pay your rent" brownies like last time. You know what other tenant gets brownies in this building? NONE other tenants. It's because I'm great, clearly.

Seriously I should play the lottery or something, but instead I am metaphysically giving all this good luck to you guys, because good things I did are a significant part of why today is so awesome.

EVERYBODY TAKE A LUCK, OK?

They look like superballs but they are actually made of lucky. THEY WILL HELP.