Nov. 9th, 2010

When I woke up this morning I felt fine. I got up, showered, dried off, and just as I lowered my arms from drying my hair (it's short and fluffy!) I felt a stabbing pain right between my shoulderblades that has yet to abate. Yes, kids, I think I threw my back out while drying off my hair.

The pain is considerable and I probably wouldn't have come in to work today except that I already had an appointment with the chiropractor for this evening, and they're not far from work, so it's easier just to come in to work and not move much. Sitting still and not feeling strong emotions is about what I can handle today, so if you're expecting an email response from me, do not expect it until tomorrow.

I'm not an expert on wingfic but I understand pressure and pain between the shoulderblades is often how these things start. For this amount of pain I'm in, I feel as if I deserve some wings. I hope they're fancy.
Things I do not need today:

1. To be yelled at because there were no spiral bound reports. I'm sorry, I didn't order the reports, I just distribute them; the fact that they are all perfect bound is not my fault. I know you have to special request spiral bound reports, but they simply didn't print any this time, so even if you special request some there will not be any. Yelling will not make me crap spiral bound reports.

2. Random staff members suddenly taking an intense and personal interest in me. Why today? I'm in pain, leave me alone. Oh wait, I know why. Because if you ask me one personal question you can spend half an hour oversharing with me!

3. Sneezing. Oh my god.

3a. Missing mail. But I was rewarded after my "I'm in too much pain to be hungry" half-hour search for the missing mail, because the cafeteria had macaroni and cheese. There are zero conditions under which I will not eat our cafeteria's mac and cheese. Hungry, not hungry, sick, nauseated, broke, does not matter, it is like a perfect little golden bowl of happiness and I will not be denied.

I'm going to the chiropractor and then I'm going home and not coming in to work tomorrow and nobody can make me, so there.

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