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Argh okay this morning was crazy, and also I am doing this now with depressing regularity and I'm sorry it's late BUT --

An 8.8 quake has hit either on the islands of Japan or very near-to, I haven't had time to get the news yet. There are reports of deaths coming in from Japan, and a tsunami is already affecting both Japan and Hawaii with warnings for the west coast of North America. You all know the drill: let us know you're ok, use this post as a messageboard, ask for help if you need it, offer help if you can. Thanks, guys.

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When stealing the crown jewels, it's important to remember...



(Designed this for a fic I'll be posting sometime next week. Presented without further comment.)

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Ugh, you guys, I don't want to be sick but I think I might be. I think my body might just have GIVEN UP.

That does not mean today's origami was not looking SHARP, however. Behold, a snappy looking purple penguin and his equally adorable purple offspring:

I'm really remarkably proud of how well that came out.

It's funny the random associations that I'm forming via origami. The other day I got an email from Neil, who runs Reception Desk World, thanking me for the link and offering me an even more origamitastic reception desk for your viewing pleasure.

I also finally got around to creating a set of instructions for the Origami Woman I invented. You guys, this is without a doubt the most incredibly unprofessional and probably the most profane set of origami instructions ever. I dare you to find another origami diagram anywhere that employs the word motherfucker, and I cannot guarantee that it will even help you fold what it's intended to help you fold. Plus I stole half the diagrams from other websites because I was lazy and didn't want to photograph the process for folding a waterbomb base or creasing a petal fold.

But if you want some vague and possibly mildly inaccurate instructions for folding an origami woman, please enjoy this modest PDF.