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Aug. 18th, 2011 03:36 pmCoworker from IT: Sam, if New Temporary Employee starts Monday, she'll need access to the building.
Sam: I've set up access for her for Monday and as soon as I can take her picture, we'll get her a...and I can't believe I'm saying this...permanent temp card.
Coworker from IT: That was fast. Did you know about her already?
Sam: I know everything.
Note to self: when I am king of the department, I'm making us buy my replacement a digital camera so s/he doesn't have to use a personal camera, like I do.
Note also to self: taking over the company from the inside would be a fun weekend excursion, Y/Y?
Bet you guys I could do it. As of this minute, I'm the only person in the entire company who knows how to a) qualify someone for permanent access to the building, b) work the program that locks and unlocks our entry doors, c) make security actually respond to an emergency call, and d) get that 20% discount everyone wants for the gym next door.
Sam: I've set up access for her for Monday and as soon as I can take her picture, we'll get her a...and I can't believe I'm saying this...permanent temp card.
Coworker from IT: That was fast. Did you know about her already?
Sam: I know everything.
Note to self: when I am king of the department, I'm making us buy my replacement a digital camera so s/he doesn't have to use a personal camera, like I do.
Note also to self: taking over the company from the inside would be a fun weekend excursion, Y/Y?
Bet you guys I could do it. As of this minute, I'm the only person in the entire company who knows how to a) qualify someone for permanent access to the building, b) work the program that locks and unlocks our entry doors, c) make security actually respond to an emergency call, and d) get that 20% discount everyone wants for the gym next door.