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I am effing up in my actual job left and right today, BUT:

1. I am not doing it in front of my shiny new boss (this makes...seventh or eighth boss I've had in four years, I've lost track) who thinks I know the secrets of the universe;

2. I am not doing it on the research project I've been given, which is to do a one-page writeup on a prospective donor who I am 80% positive was a spy for the US government for forty years.

It's kind of thrilling. Much of what he did was classified by the State Department and the rest is a soup of Deputy Director positions for three-letter agencies. I'd mention how there are no photographs of him online, but I've found that's actually relatively common for people over 55. Either that or I'm getting assigned all the spies and ninjas to research.

Actually let's go with that, it's more exciting that way.

DC Comics: Fake Empires

Title: Fake Empires
Rating: PG-13 (Clark/Bruce)
Summary: Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
Notes: This was written as payment for losing a bet with bluejeans07. I can't divulge the nature of the bet, but I really just need to stop betting with that woman.
Moar Notes: I don't know the DCverse terribly well -- I haven't read 52, but I've read a portion of the Batman | Superman series. I wanted to do an identity-porn story without having to mess with too much canon, so this is mainly set in an imaginary universe early on in Batman and Superman's association.

( I never did like wearing a tuxedo. Not enough color for me. )

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Dear bluejeans07,

Here is the fanfic what I promised to write you should I lose the bet whose details we have sworn never to divulge. I hope you enjoy it! It is about Batman and Superman, and contains several alternate egos, two revelations, and one muffin.

Incidentally, my betas have requested -- pleaded, really -- that you illustrate the muffin scene. In this I am but the messenger (though I heartily agree with their request).

Yrs Sincerely,
Sam Starbuck
Who really must stop making bets with you. :D

Title: Fake Empires
Rating: PG-13 (Clark/Bruce)
Summary: Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
Notes: I don't know the DCverse terribly well -- I haven't read 52, but I've read a portion of the Batman | Superman series. I wanted to do an identity-porn story without having to mess with too much canon, so this is mainly set in an imaginary universe early on in Batman and Superman's association.

( I never did like wearing a tuxedo. Not enough color for me. )

Fake cut takes you to the fic at Dreamwidth.